Is This Thing On?

Hello, Cats and Kittens. 

Let's be real: losing weight is HARD. It's harder than, I dunno, ANYTHING I've ever tried to do. 

I fall, stumble, disappear for days months at a time. 

My weight went up - now I'm on my way to bringing it back down again. 

Check out my ticker. 

Love you all. Mean it.